blarrg

A creature with definitively non-descript features. Larger than a llama and slightly smaller than a frog, blarrgs are very good at not being good at anything.

It is said that blarrgs exist simply to prove that they cannot possibly exist.

by DragonlordALS June 7, 2004

blargg

the fiery demon from the lava in super mario world 2 for snes.

Shit, that blargg almost just killed me!

by Blargg August 26, 2005

Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.

girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?

by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009

Blargin it

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.

"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"

by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

Blarglesnoffle

It directly translates to "I don't know what to say"

"I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND"

"blarglesnoffle?"

by blarglesnoffle May 19, 2018

Blaurg

A cool guy.
Different from blarg: blarg is an action, Blaurg is a name.

Man, that guy is such a blaurg.

by Blaurg November 6, 2003

blargtastic

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".

1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.

by Siamara January 23, 2009