blarpon

when something is dry

that joke is blarpon, that dinner, Chicken is blarpon

by STC, Aka nathaniel the asian June 2, 2022

Blardon

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

Blarpo

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.

Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009

blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

blarbon

When someone has absolutely no idea what the fuck they are talking about so they make some shit up.

Bro Matt was talking to me yesterday. He was spewing absolute blarbon about the solar system.

by HoldMyThneed December 8, 2020

blargonkey

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

Blarpo style

Where the girl is face down sponge-style and the man hits it from the back with his hands on her ankles and feet at her shoulders

I hit my girl blarpo style and she loved it

by Niggoreeno123 September 30, 2019