Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

blarping by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

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blarbon

When someone has absolutely no idea what the fuck they are talking about so they make some shit up.

Bro Matt was talking to me yesterday. He was spewing absolute blarbon about the solar system.

blarbon by HoldMyThneed December 8, 2020

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blargonkey

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

blargonkey by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

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Blarpo style

Where the girl is face down sponge-style and the man hits it from the back with his hands on her ankles and feet at her shoulders

I hit my girl blarpo style and she loved it

Blarpo style by Niggoreeno123 September 30, 2019

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