blarbon

When someone has absolutely no idea what the fuck they are talking about so they make some shit up.

Bro Matt was talking to me yesterday. He was spewing absolute blarbon about the solar system.

blarbon by HoldMyThneed December 8, 2020

Blardon 

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

barbonez 

The best group of three friends you can find, they are the funniest and coolest people you can meet. They are always drunky and a lit a bit high, this group makes a lot of noise and parties. If you haven’t a barbonez in your life you’re a loser sorry xoxoxo

x:heyyy ,did you met the barbonez yesterday?
y:oh yeah of course, they are the best people to party with I’ve ever met

barbonez by lilbarbonez November 21, 2021

Barbone Me 

What a woman says when she spots a sexy, hot, red-headed, hunk of a man that oozes with sexuality and she lusts for him to take her, throw her down and fuck her good and hard!

Carly: Hey, Julie..there's Roy....he's hot!
Julie: Yeah, he can Barbone Me!
Carly: No, Barbone ME!!
Julie: No, ME!!!

Barbone Me by J.J.Zoo December 16, 2008

Barbone 

What a woman says when she spots a sexy, hot, hunk of a man that oozes with sexuality and she lusts for him to take her, throw her down and fuck her good and hard!

Carol: Look at Roy, he's hot, he can Barbone me.
Julie: No, Barbone ME!

Barbone by J.J.Zoo December 28, 2008

blargonkey 

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

blargonkey by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

Blardonay Night 

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

Blardonay Night by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008