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A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)
God Sam, you're such a Blardon!
Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

barbonez 

The best group of three friends you can find, they are the funniest and coolest people you can meet. They are always drunky and a lit a bit high, this group makes a lot of noise and parties. If you haven’t a barbonez in your life you’re a loser sorry xoxoxo
x:heyyy ,did you met the barbonez yesterday?
y:oh yeah of course, they are the best people to party with I’ve ever met
barbonez by lilbarbonez November 21, 2021

Barbone Me 

What a woman says when she spots a sexy, hot, red-headed, hunk of a man that oozes with sexuality and she lusts for him to take her, throw her down and fuck her good and hard!
Carly: Hey, Julie..there's Roy....he's hot!
Julie: Yeah, he can Barbone Me!
Carly: No, Barbone ME!!
Julie: No, ME!!!
Barbone Me by J.J.Zoo December 16, 2008
What a woman says when she spots a sexy, hot, hunk of a man that oozes with sexuality and she lusts for him to take her, throw her down and fuck her good and hard!
Carol: Look at Roy, he's hot, he can Barbone me.
Julie: No, Barbone ME!
Barbone by J.J.Zoo December 28, 2008

blargonkey 

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.
Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.
blargonkey by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

Blardonay Night 

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
Blardonay Night by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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