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The combination of the words "blog" and "jargon." Blargon is the term for words or phrases, common or not, that are used throughout the Blogosphere. Blargon is blogger "lingo."

Term coined by William Safire of the New York Times.
Since the "boom" of blogging, there's now too much blargon to keep up with.
Blargon by Adam Machado July 28, 2008
Words you can keep
A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)
God Sam, you're such a Blardon!
Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

Blargin it 

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.
"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
Blargin it by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011
(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.
1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').
Blargun by Small fish October 1, 2012

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

blarginsnarf 

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.
so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!
blarginsnarf by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008

blargenshnuggle 

a phrase used when a comeback can not be thought of
Person 1: You are such a loser.
You: Ya well, blargenshnuggle.
Person 1: Wow I got served.
blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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