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An internet army composed of bloggers and/or their fans. Also used in reference to any large group of internet users attacking a specific target such as a large corporation or website. Methods of attack include flaming on comment sections, unintentionally (most of the time) crashing servers, and/or hacking.
"Don't mess with the Oatmeal, his blarmy will tear you to shreds"
Blarmy by brodoyouevenscience November 23, 2013
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Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLARMS!!!
blarms by Falchion315 February 23, 2020
Pass tha blammy and ima pop 'em
blammy by Matt Dre March 29, 2017
Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?
blarty by 1535sj September 8, 2011
It is a word that can either be cute of an insult. You call your mother that. (Slang for mommy)
My Blahmy is being so boring.
Blahmy by ESBirdnerd October 15, 2020