Blagdon is a lovely little town which is situated in the middle of nowhere (somewhere in England). The town was defiled by the townspeople as they became 'enraged' by a parasite like creature which eats away at the brain, this was shown rather graphically in Resident Evil 4 the game which is actualy a true story based on the population of Blagdon (of course this was renamed in the game). People infected with the parasite are known as 'Gando's' which was changed to 'Ganado's' for the purpose of the video game. The infected can often be heard making odd sounds as they lose their ability to speak over time, although in some cases the ability to speak has been retained to a certain level.
Blagdoner says: "Eurghhh"
Blagdoner says: "Arghhh"
Blagdoner says: "Ger off ma lawn!"
Blagdoner says: "I'ja hit you wiv my shovvel"
Blagdoner says: "Brrrrrrumm"
An uncommonly used term in the Harry Potter fandom to describe the non-canon Blaise/Hermione ship. The fanfiction usually features Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger as romantic interests.
Fangirl A: "I'm so depressed. My favourite Blamione fic is totally wrong now. It was written before JK Rowling revealed he was black."
Fangirl B: "How is he described in that fanfic?"
Fangirl A: "The writer made him Italian, but I can't read it like that anymore now that I know the truth."
A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.