Bladmonger 

A broad term without a particularly precise definition. Bladmonger could be used in situations of humorous aggression or brutality, perhaps to denote someone who is enraged by prank calls from youths who need their locks smithin'.

What fish is to the fishmonger, blood is to the bladmonger, but with crucial differences. A bladmonger might in some way interact with and utilise bloody stuff, not literally, but metaphorically by connection to other blad-like terms and phrases, such as bladpag, what the blad, bladdybara, and of course, bladdy 'ell.

It could also be used as a throwaway word without any meaning or relevance to anything whatsoever.

Papman McShabbish: 'I phoned Shabby Norris last night to get my locks smithed.' Krubbaye: 'oh yeah? What a bladmonger.'

Little Joe Skinless: 'Oi Mr. Baba, the read the latest about Sergeant Walrus in the local papes?' Mr. Baba 'Yeah man, that breh is a total bladmonger.'

Bladmonger by Yayababa January 9, 2025

bloatmonger 

A very large person, someone who eats a lot.

Put down that pie bloatmonger, you've had enough already!

bloatmonger by Ithin October 7, 2004

blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

blamonge by Danny September 29, 2004

badongerz 

me your mom sex boom boom poof poof you go boo hoo yes real btw

that shit was badongerz lmao

badongerz by تونسي محشش September 13, 2022

banmonger 

a moderator or admin, or community on the internet who uses (permanent) bans as a first and only line of punishment, banmongers are THE kryptonite to community growth and evolution due to banning most of their users off rather than giving them chances to correct and improve their behavior, often leading to borderline or complete exhaustion of users left to ban

banmongers are most commonly found on nsfw discord servers, however many anarchist and totalitarian servers and communities like a good few steam discussions for instance can be just as guilty of banmongering

definition 1
person 1: man what a terrible time to be alive
person 2: ah I see that banmonger, *insert name here* gave you the hammer too

definition 2
person 1: ayo *person 2*, what's wrong?
person 2: I've thought about this for a bit and I think I'm gonna start shunning nsfw discord servers from now on
person 1: may I ask why that is?
person 2: I've noticed a pattern over time and turns out they tend to be banmonger communities

banmonger by Mr. Mage 750 June 24, 2023