Bladmonger
A broad term without a particularly precise definition. Bladmonger could be used in situations of humorous aggression or brutality, perhaps to denote someone who is enraged by prank calls from youths who need their locks smithin'.
What fish is to the fishmonger, blood is to the bladmonger, but with crucial differences. A bladmonger might in some way interact with and utilise bloody stuff, not literally, but metaphorically by connection to other blad-like terms and phrases, such as bladpag, what the blad, bladdybara, and of course, bladdy 'ell.
It could also be used as a throwaway word without any meaning or relevance to anything whatsoever.
What fish is to the fishmonger, blood is to the bladmonger, but with crucial differences. A bladmonger might in some way interact with and utilise bloody stuff, not literally, but metaphorically by connection to other blad-like terms and phrases, such as bladpag, what the blad, bladdybara, and of course, bladdy 'ell.
It could also be used as a throwaway word without any meaning or relevance to anything whatsoever.
Papman McShabbish: 'I phoned Shabby Norris last night to get my locks smithed.' Krubbaye: 'oh yeah? What a bladmonger.'
Little Joe Skinless: 'Oi Mr. Baba, the read the latest about Sergeant Walrus in the local papes?' Mr. Baba 'Yeah man, that breh is a total bladmonger.'
Little Joe Skinless: 'Oi Mr. Baba, the read the latest about Sergeant Walrus in the local papes?' Mr. Baba 'Yeah man, that breh is a total bladmonger.'
Bladmonger by Yayababa January 9, 2025
