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substitute word for many things but basic meaning is "oh man, everything is so f@&^ing messed up!"
Can be used as a name or a word for making an exclamation like "Oh BLADEM! I can't believe i got a flat out here" Sometimes paired with Bladem Bah Please meaning things are at the all time low.
bladem by Jennifer August 27, 2003
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bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016
Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?
bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

AKM blade 

Unit of time in Overwatch. This term is named after AKM who took 3 minutes and 45 minutes to farm Genji dragon blade by doing less than 400 damage during Dallas fuel vs San Francisco Shock match in Temple of Anubis on April 19th, 2018.
15 minutes = 4 AKM blade
30 miuntes = 8 AKM blade
45 miuntes = 12 AKM blade
60 muntes = 16 AKM blade
AKM blade by c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9 September 25, 2018
A place where prostitutes stand or walk waiting to get picked up

The location where thots are made A tricks primary pick up and drop location
There is never a dry day on the blade then yoy looking for thots
The Blade by Chris247k February 6, 2017

blade ass nigga 

One (Males only) whose fingernails are as sharp as blades, sharp enough to break skin.
Bruh you cut me you blade ass nigga!
blade ass nigga by Bjoz July 16, 2014
bladee
bladee
bladee by bobdylanscousin November 29, 2020
Bladee is the CEO of rap group DrainGang (ShieldGang, GravityBoys). He is a rapper from Sweden. His music will take you to the 6th dimension.
"I've been listening to a lot of Bladee lately."
"Wow. So you're a drainer now?"
bladee by CHEHN March 16, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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