blackmalled
blackmalled by Kohlmannia44 December 13, 2017
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blackmaled
Person 1: "Why didn't Rachel come to work today?"
Person 2: "Haven't you heard, she got blackmaled by Ta'Quante last night."
Person 1: "One must always take care when getting blackmaled."
Person 2: "Haven't you heard, she got blackmaled by Ta'Quante last night."
Person 1: "One must always take care when getting blackmaled."
blackmaled by nutzipper March 15, 2011
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Blackrolled
Similar to the Rickrolled internet trick, where an unsuspecting websurfer is forced to watch a Rick Astley music video while on an internet forum, message board, etc. However, being Blackrolled involves the substitution of Rebecca Black's video "Friday" instead. Blackrolling is a much more trendy and powerful way to punk someone out and should be used sparingly.
I was browsing through some weird fetish porn when some asshole Blackrolled me. My boner was gone instantly.
Blackrolled by GK One April 7, 2011
Blackpilled
Blackpilled is absolutely Disillusioned. (NOT HOPELESS!)
All illusions delusions denials and preconceptions have been removed through careful observation and logic, so that you can see the truth of a given situation, without blinds, rose coloured glasses, or bias of ANY kind. This can appear bleak or even horrific depending on the current state of your environment, and the previous level of delusion you were experiencing. However it is only AFTER we acknowledge the Blackpills that we can truly appreciate all the genuine Whitepills life has for us.
"Redpills" see through some of the lies, but not the deeper levels of programming such as certain generally accepted "historical accounts" or "scientific theories".
All illusions delusions denials and preconceptions have been removed through careful observation and logic, so that you can see the truth of a given situation, without blinds, rose coloured glasses, or bias of ANY kind. This can appear bleak or even horrific depending on the current state of your environment, and the previous level of delusion you were experiencing. However it is only AFTER we acknowledge the Blackpills that we can truly appreciate all the genuine Whitepills life has for us.
"Redpills" see through some of the lies, but not the deeper levels of programming such as certain generally accepted "historical accounts" or "scientific theories".
Blackpilled by Faoladh8 August 16, 2022
Blackrolled
My buddy linked a video on Facebook for me to check out, but when I clicked on it Rebecca Black's Friday video popped up. I got Blackrolled.
Blackrolled by Joho14 April 20, 2011
blackballer
blackballer by peabag January 16, 2005
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