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The Black Tubes 

A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.
Vince had to fit into those drainpipes to become a member of The Black Tubes.
The Black Tubes by LeHitcher October 22, 2008

putting toothpaste back in the tube 

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.
After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

blacktuber 

Someone who is usually from an African-American descent that only gains popularity/success in Youtube (And other social medias) because of their skin colour. They follow a cookie-cutter formula of stereo-typing black culture in order to "spice up" their bland and useless reaction videos. Almost ALWAYS will they be uploading ONLY Reaction videos to anything related to Hip-Hop/Typically Ghetto stuff.
"Hey man have you checked out (Black Reaction Youtube Channel)?"
"Nah man, he's just a blacktuber, find some REAL content."

blackture 

I'm studying blackture this semester...it's important to know what's real about that interesting culture.
blackture by YAWA February 4, 2018
the confidence that only black men have when it comes to chatting up members of the opposite sex.
You need blacktude to pull pure girl, you get me? Blacktude, black attitude.
blacktude by princeinpieces November 24, 2009

Blacktober

Blacktober, a month that black people find appropriate to share their edits and their own art that typically includes an already existing character turned into a black character.

Here's the problem. You know how a large majority of our kin wants equality? Yeah, so do i. However, if we want equality...

Then why the FUCK are black people justifying the act of colouring an already existing asian/white character, but god forbid a white person colors a black character into a white person.
Apparently it's racist to color a black character white, but it ain't racist to color an asian character black.

And people get TOO much fucking praise for their "edits". By edits, i mean just taking a random piece of artwork or a panel of a character, and litterally just using the fucking fill tool to change the skin color of said character. If a black person does a black edit, people praise it like they've just painted the second Mona Lisa! If a white person does a white edit, everyone thinks the OP (Original Poster) is now Adolf Hitler himself.

Look, i can respect representation and artwork that promotes equality and etc.
But if we can't have the same amount of fun and praise that black people get for doing edits of their own skin color, then what happened to all that equality?

" WAAAAAAA!!! YOU CAN'T COLOR THAT BLACK CHARACTER WHITE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TROUBLE THEY WENT THROUGH WAAA!!!! "
Well then you can't edit that Asian character black, what about the shit they went through, huh?
P1: " Woww! Your black edit of an asian character is so cool!!! "
In an alternate universe during Blacktober...
P1: " EWWW!!! WHY DID YOU EDIT THIS BLACK CHARACTER WHITE?!!? "
Blacktober by MadDogOfShimano January 1, 2022