A Borgen is a Dutch practical joke that requires two willing participants and a swimming pool. Both individuals must swim to the bottom of a pool. One person must fart and the other has to catch the fart bubble in his/her mouth. The carrier then walks up to the target, taps them on the shoulder and breathily says BORGEN! thus transfering the remnants of the fart to the victim's face.
To Bjürgen is the act of ritualistically dominating one's health bar. The term can also be used as an adjective or a noun. Also, the word "Bjürgen" can replace nearly any word in a sentence. It was coined by the twitch user "Hamwitch" in his Dota 2 stream.
1. Life's a bjürgen.
2. When Evander Holyfield fought Mike Tyson, Mike bjürgened his whole ear off.
3. As the blade kissed his throat, the only thing seen was the bjürgendy hue of his blood.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).