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Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole
Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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Bjargey • bjargleblargle • bjarg • Bjargar • Bjargle • barg • bargle • barge • Bargain • bargain bucket
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Bargain Basement Becky
That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.
1. Wife
2. Girlfriend
3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits
5. Sidepiece
6. Smash
7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
1. Wife
2. Girlfriend
3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits
5. Sidepiece
6. Smash
7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.
You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.
Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.
Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
Bargain Basement Becky by Starving Artist246 October 8, 2021
Bargain Basement Becky
The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.
What the Better Business Bureau?
No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.
What the Better Business Bureau?
No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.
Bargain Basement Becky by Starving Artist September 23, 2021
Bargam
Another persian slang and way to express your amazement or fear.
“Bargam” & “pashmam” are the same in meaning.
“Barg” means “leaf” which refers to your body hair
“Bargam” & “pashmam” are the same in meaning.
“Barg” means “leaf” which refers to your body hair
Bargam by Engevol guy August 15, 2018
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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