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Biznatch 

biz-NATCH = noun
1. A highly disrespectful slang term.

2. Something you never call Abuelita.
"Shut-up, you old biznatch!" bitch biatch biznitch
Biznatch by Illuminutti March 3, 2015

Biznatchos 

Dude1: Damn these are good nachos, u made them?

Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them

Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
Biznatchos by Max86 April 22, 2010

Biznatch 

never use this word to describe someone's abuelita
They walked into my house
They disrespected my abuelita
They called her a "biznatch"!
Biznatch by finger fan club June 22, 2022

Biznatch 

Normal English - Bitch
Retard English - Biznatch
French - Biznoiche
Italian - Biznachissimo
Spanish - Biznachio
German - Biznachen
Japan - Biznakamura
Russian - Biznadetz
Gujarati - Biznander
Saudi Arabia - Al Bin Makhtoum Mohammed Mohammed Abdul Ahmed Khan Bizladen Hussein
Eygpt - Boutros Boutrous Biznoutros
Irish - O'Biznatch
Scotland - McBiznatch
Azerbaijan - Bizofoshiznatch
Search Engine: Biznoogle
As an element - Biznatchium (Chemical Symbol) Bz
Normal English: You Sir, are a bitch.
Retard English: You am these biznatch.

French: Est-ce que vouz savez que vouz etes une biznoiche.
Italian: L'opera aveva luogo biznachissimo
Spanish: Cuando estamos en la fiesta, queiro gritar biznachio.
German: Du bist eine grosse bizachen.
Japanese: の夫人、雌犬である
Russian: Ti bliad' biznadetz!
Gujarati: Jaldi, Jaldi, Biznander
Arabic: أنا العاهرة
Egypt: أنا Boutros Boutros العاهرة
Irish: Poch ma hon O'Biznatch
Scotland: Fàilte, Ceud mìle fàilte McBiznatch
Azerbaijan: xoş, üræyæyatan Bizofoshiznatch.
Biznatch by GlobalBiznatch August 16, 2009

biznatchio 

A classic italian puppet whos name was later changed because of it sounding to much like biznatch
"Now, now biznatchio you musn't lie"
biznatchio by Jonny May 12, 2004

biznatch 

A somewhat anachronistic slang term for "bitch" that is currently used mainly in the context of self-conscious irony. Can be traced to the early 1990s, when rappers, responding to the copious bleeps and silences placed on their radio and video singles, began replacing the offending words with the same sound clips played backwards or in a highly manipulated fashion. The resulting vocalizations could be very loosely approximated by inserting a "z" sound into the middle of the word, and many rappers began to simply employ this technique with their own voices. Manipulations such as "biznatch" soon entered the slang world. Eventually, rappers such as Snoop Dogg would popularize the practice of manipulating even innocent phrases in this fashion, such as "fo' shizzle" (for sure). By this point, most had forgotten the origins of this strand of slang.
- "Derek's girlfriend is a queen biznatch"
- "Fo' shizzle."
biznatch by bluedevil July 20, 2006
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