A guy who is arrogant, manipulative, self-centered and fragile. He tends to make misogynistic, homophobic, racist and predatory statements in the public eye while considering him as an "alpha male". The perfect example of one is Andrew Hate aka Tate.
Jessica: Hey girl, have you heard about Andrew Tate.
Rosa : Hell yeah I heard all about that Bitchy Controlling Himbo.
Jessica: He's most definitely is one.
Rosa: Totally.
When someone responds K to a very important/seriousproblem of yours. The bitchy K also signifes that the person does not care about you or your problem that much at that point of time.
Miranda: Omg i dont know if i should go to Lana's party. No one i like is gonna be there, but I'm one of Lana's best friends. You have to come with me
Anne: K.
Miranda: Dont give me the bitchy K! This is a serious situation!!!
A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest. Their expression does not necessarily reflect how they are feeling inside. BRF can ruin friendships and first impressions, start fights and kill an atmosphere.
"I think Deborah hates me!!", "Nah don't worry Susie, she just has a nasty bitchy resting face"
"That customer just lectured me on customer service and threatened to take her business elsewhere! What did I do wrong?" "Prob just your BRF".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!