bitchmix

A mixed alcoholic beverage stereotypical for females when ordered by a masculine figure.

Mike: "I'll have a cuervo cosmotinian!"
Bar tender: "Bro, you're really going to order a bitchmix right now?"

by Frankphilly April 19, 2016

Bitchmilk

Part of speech: Noun.

The ultimate insult. A person labeled as a "Bitchmilk" is one who is whiny, snobbish, complaining, pessimistic, cowardly, bitchy, really bitchy, and cunt-ish.

John was such a bitchmilk last night for not taking that last shot!

by Dylan Foster April 4, 2008

bitchmilk

In most basic terms, the opposite of a badass. It describes one who, while drinking with friends, does not have the testicular fortitude to finish one's drink.

He couldn't finish his fifth Jagerbomb. What a bitchmilk.

by Tom X June 25, 2008

bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Bitchfixer

Similar to a girlfixer. She is a bitch fighter. Fights girls who cause problems to friends, or sorts of 'drama'. Often called upon by male friends who need another girl taken care of.

Guy one: Dude, this bitch wont stop fuckin sayin shit about my girl.
Guy two: call up Cali, shes a bitchfixer.
Guy one: good idea!

by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

Bitchmien

Bitchmien is a creepy weird creature who does gay parties with midgets in caves

Bitchmien is goy goy

by Xyzboy September 10, 2022

bitchmillion

A number describing a whole SHITLOAD of stuff.

Beyond the known set of numbers.

"I'm going to tap this creature and deal you...a bitchmillion damage!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004