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bitchmix 

A mixed alcoholic beverage stereotypical for females when ordered by a masculine figure.
Mike: "I'll have a cuervo cosmotinian!"
Bar tender: "Bro, you're really going to order a bitchmix right now?"
bitchmix by Frankphilly April 19, 2016
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Part of speech: Noun.

The ultimate insult. A person labeled as a "Bitchmilk" is one who is whiny, snobbish, complaining, pessimistic, cowardly, bitchy, really bitchy, and cunt-ish.
John was such a bitchmilk last night for not taking that last shot!
Bitchmilk by Dylan Foster April 4, 2008
In most basic terms, the opposite of a badass. It describes one who, while drinking with friends, does not have the testicular fortitude to finish one's drink.
He couldn't finish his fifth Jagerbomb. What a bitchmilk.
bitchmilk by Tom X June 25, 2008

bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Bitchfixer

Similar to a girlfixer. She is a bitch fighter. Fights girls who cause problems to friends, or sorts of 'drama'. Often called upon by male friends who need another girl taken care of.
Guy one: Dude, this bitch wont stop fuckin sayin shit about my girl.
Guy two: call up Cali, shes a bitchfixer.
Guy one: good idea!
Bitchfixer by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

Bitchmien 

Bitchmien is a creepy weird creature who does gay parties with midgets in caves
Bitchmien is goy goy
Bitchmien by Xyzboy September 10, 2022

bitchmillion 

A number describing a whole SHITLOAD of stuff.

Beyond the known set of numbers.
"I'm going to tap this creature and deal you...a bitchmillion damage!"
bitchmillion by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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