bitchmillion

A number describing a whole SHITLOAD of stuff.

Beyond the known set of numbers.

"I'm going to tap this creature and deal you...a bitchmillion damage!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004

Bitchtillion

Number of times your wife tells you to put away your fucking phone on Sunday when you're trying to check your fantasy football scores. Fuck.

Wife: Richard, put away your fucking phone!

Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!

Richard's fantasy league commish: Dude, pay your fucking fantasy football dues.

Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!

by Cheese Furburgers December 23, 2013