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Bitchless 

Bitchless(derogatory)
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches

2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches

3. Being Spidey.
"I can't believe it, I'm officially bitchless."

"You're giving Spidey a run for his money."
Bitchless by Swædoughnim February 14, 2022

Bitchless 

You
Come on now, don't be bitchless
Bitchless by Not Bitchless March 26, 2022

Bitchless 

John went to the New Year's eve party bitchless
Bitchless by Phil L. December 8, 2006

Bitchless 

1 - The average Genshin Impact player.

2 - The state of having no bitches

3 - The experience (or lack of) never having a woman's touch
"Yo Gloria I heard you play Genshin Impact? I didn't know you were bitchless."
Bitchless by noircore April 7, 2022

Bitchless 

Having no female friends on your little cock
Nate and Connor are bitchless, as always
Bitchless by bitchless November 10, 2020

Bitchless 

Being told you're bitchless means you lack romantic companions. One could also be asked "no bitches?" which is from a megamind meme and is basically the same thing.
A: I love my girlfriend
B: I wish that was me
A: fr. you're so bitchless
Bitchless by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022