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Bitch Ton 

I couldn't make it to work today because it snowed a bitch ton last night.
Bitch Ton by onesmallinstrument January 12, 2009

Bitch ton 

a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton
Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.

Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT)

A tone that some people possess where no matter what the content of the words they are saying are, they come across as being a complete bitch 100% of the time.
Me: I think I would like some Chinese food tonight.
Wife: You always want Chinese.
Me: Fine we can go where you want then.
Wife: No I’m fine with Chinese food, it just that is always what you want.
Me: I thought your were upset about, I forgot you have Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT).

IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKA, IT'S FILTHY FRANK, BITCH! Let's get some pussy tonight 

End of a filthy frank nostalgia trip: IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKA, IT'S FILTHY FRANK, BITCH! Let's get some pussy tonight *sigh*

With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothin' done 

A quote from Guns n' Roses. Fom their song "You could be mine" on the "Use Your Illusion II" album. Also found in the liner notes of their first album "Appetite for Destruction" (at least it is on the vinyl version, dunno about the CD).

Its basically the kind of thing you say to a chick or a guy who likes you, but you dont wanna know cause they like rap music and you like rock.
You could be mine, but you're way out of line...

This quote should definetly be on Urban Dictionary!

big tongue bitch 

(Noun) A bitch loud mouth
(Verb) A bitch that can lick the chrome off a doorknob
Damn Caleb that Mrya girl is a big tongue bitch

I know Si she can lick the chrome off a doorknob