bitch pen
Yo did you go to Rico's house last night?
Aw man, that place was a bitch pen! I'll call you after my HIV test.
Aw man, that place was a bitch pen! I'll call you after my HIV test.
Words you can keep
pen bitch
The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
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bitch penis
An insult that transcends traditional gender definitions by implying that a person is both a bitch and a penis. Used only in the most extreme circumstances of bitchiness and dickiness.
Chris: Wow, Chives kicked us out of his house.
Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.
Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.
Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.
Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.
bitch penis by DJ NoSocks July 4, 2011
bitch ass penis
bitch ass penis by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020
Bitch got a penis
A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!
Bitch got a penis by libracoffeeYT May 6, 2023
getting bitch slapped by a penguin
the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).
getting bitch slapped by a penguin by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006
pencil bitch
1. I needed a pencil but the pencil bitch wouldn't let me borrow one.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.
pencil bitch by HarryMcFartFace April 29, 2015
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026