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pen bitch
The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
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bitch penis
An insult that transcends traditional gender definitions by implying that a person is both a bitch and a penis. Used only in the most extreme circumstances of bitchiness and dickiness.
Chris: Wow, Chives kicked us out of his house.
Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.
Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.
Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.
Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.
bitch penis by DJ NoSocks July 4, 2011
bitch ass penis
bitch ass penis by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020
Bitch got a penis
A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!
Bitch got a penis by libracoffeeYT May 6, 2023
getting bitch slapped by a penguin
the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).
getting bitch slapped by a penguin by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006
pencil bitch
1. I needed a pencil but the pencil bitch wouldn't let me borrow one.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.
pencil bitch by HarryMcFartFace April 29, 2015
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