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bitch mitt

the glove your bitch wears in the kitchen
Bitch didn't wash her hands before making me a sandwich, so I told her to put on her bitch mitt.
bitch mitt by ernie eaglebeak2 March 3, 2009
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bitch mittens 

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."
"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."
bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

Bitch mittens 

When you're running wide open trying to complete a goal or event, or even go to a party, one of your buddies decides to not show up and is scared of fun.
Jesus, Scott, get your bitch mittens off and try to have some fun once in a while!
Bitch mittens by Kingsly9 February 23, 2017

Bitch Mittens 

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.
Bitch Mittens by The_JDH November 5, 2012

Bitch Mittens 

Bitch Mittens is when a person, male or female has an extremly obnoxious pair of gloves on. The term can also be used to define is some one is acting as an obnoxious pair of mittens.
Example 1--A woman has a pair of mittens on that were knit to look like pink elephants. You have the right to walk up and say whats up bitch mittens?

Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
Bitch Mittens by Spyro912 December 18, 2009

Bitch Mitts 

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time
Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
Bitch Mitts by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019

Bitch Mittens 

The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc
Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.
Bitch Mittens by Madghost28 May 6, 2023
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