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bitchritto

Robert's future wife
Robert and "bitchritto" are so cute together
bitchritto by Beetroot booty January 28, 2023
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Bitchtitty 

an expletive that describes someone who can dish it out but cries when it is dished back.
Andy dogged us for half the day but when we dogged back he cried like the Bitchtitty he is.
Bitchtitty by Delma Dulanney December 21, 2004

Bitchintology

the study of everything and all things that bitches in all its forms, manners, individuals, reasons, ways, etc. etc, wether it is used to describe some form of unacceptable, annoying or raving type of behavior in a specific situation.
I passed my course in Bitchintology describing how bitch things in this world could be. for example; Life is a Bitch. Quit bitching around. That bichin' Masseratti will be mine someday.
Bitchintology by Babyz7z7 June 27, 2011

bitchitous 

the disease little league all stars get when they get rocked on varsity
casey told coach his arm hurts, i said hes got bitchitous

bitchittude 

A rude/ignorant/bitchy attitude meant to be used in the form of an insult or to define someone's behavior, and, or bitchiness.
(Ex) GIIIRLL! You need to lay off your bitchittude!

(Ex) y'all need to lay off all a y'all's bitchittude or y'all's all gonna be sorry.

(Ex) the test results have come in and I am sorry to inform you that the anonymous report of your bitchittude is infact true sir.
bitchittude by Vixent666 March 20, 2014

bitchitory 

(Noun) bich•i•to•ry A person, place, or thing being claimed as complete ownership by one female over other betches.

(Adjective) bich•i•to•ri•al relating to the ownership of a person, place, or thing claimed as full rights by one female over allllll the betches
N. “She’s already claimed bitchitory over him.”
Adj. “She’s being bitchitorial over this guy/ that city/ that nail polish color.”
bitchitory by Realityspeaks July 10, 2018

bitchkitty

1- Used in referring to a close friend
2-Used to describe something frusterating or difficult
"Hey my bitchkitty!-how are things going?"

"Oh that homework assignment was a bithkitty"
bitchkitty by onalda July 1, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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