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bitchyittus 

Waking up in the morning in a bitch mood and being a bitch for the day
Emily-jo wakes up with bitchyittus every day of her life
bitchyittus by ..thebitch.. March 29, 2021
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bitchitous 

the disease little league all stars get when they get rocked on varsity
casey told coach his arm hurts, i said hes got bitchitous

bitchittude 

A rude/ignorant/bitchy attitude meant to be used in the form of an insult or to define someone's behavior, and, or bitchiness.
(Ex) GIIIRLL! You need to lay off your bitchittude!

(Ex) y'all need to lay off all a y'all's bitchittude or y'all's all gonna be sorry.

(Ex) the test results have come in and I am sorry to inform you that the anonymous report of your bitchittude is infact true sir.
bitchittude by Vixent666 March 20, 2014

bitchitus 

Noun. Becoming so irritated with the mean and hateful behavior of others that one becomes moody and must take a day or days off from work to recuperate so that one doesn't become permanently affected.
I am going to take Monday and Tuesday off from work today. I have bitchitus.
bitchitus by bonnie January 29, 2005

Bitchitous 

a non-deadly disease that most women have and show. The disease causes them to act EXTREMILY bitchy!!
Kristen sure seem's to be acting bitchy lately, she must have bitchitous
Bitchitous by Patrick_Hughes August 23, 2007

bitchatitus 

Having or contracting the illness of being a bitch.
Wow, I believe Kathy has come down with bitchatitus.
bitchatitus by Dpontiff June 1, 2016

Bitchitous 

The disease people get when they are being a bitch about something normal people deal with on the regular.
*cough* *cough* ah shit, Gina, I think I caught your bitchitous
Bitchitous by Justinnnn123456 April 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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