A blitz attack of breath-taking bitchiness, usually of the nuclear bomb variety. It typically renders the victim speechless by one of two methods: either by the unbelievably bitchiness of the attack, or because of the rapid-fire waves of bitchiness leave the victim wondering what to respond to first. Bitch fu can be unprovoked or justly deserved. It is a skill used by masters of bitchcraft.
Hortense: How are you?
Bertha: Fine. Damn! You look like hell. Still aren't over Nigel, huh? Is he still shacked up with that cooze Esther? Hey, isn't she pregnant? Did you see the size of that ring he got her? Hope the kid's his. You know he was cheating on you all along, right? Well, this is my stop. Don't worry, you'll find somebody else---There are ALWAYS guys who like a bigger girl. Bye!
Betty to Hortense: Damn, that girl knows her bitch fu.
Bertha: Fine. Damn! You look like hell. Still aren't over Nigel, huh? Is he still shacked up with that cooze Esther? Hey, isn't she pregnant? Did you see the size of that ring he got her? Hope the kid's his. You know he was cheating on you all along, right? Well, this is my stop. Don't worry, you'll find somebody else---There are ALWAYS guys who like a bigger girl. Bye!
Betty to Hortense: Damn, that girl knows her bitch fu.
by Aeliane May 17, 2006
Get the bitch fu mug.The main fighting style of gutter sluts, used when you insult them. Attacks include hair pulling, nail scratching, and the ever popular crotch kick. Nine out of Ten times, this style will kick all other martial arts styles' asses.
by Nevrmore March 25, 2005
Get the sunken bitch kung fu mug.Some chick that you would like to buy for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth. "That woman is such a fu fu bitch!"
If you could buy her for what she was worth and sell her for what she thinks she was worth, we could all retire! What a fu fu bitch she is!
by Prncesdi63 June 26, 2006
Get the fu fu bitch mug.A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.
Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch
by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011
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Get the Mother Bitch Fuck mug.Used when in excessive pain. When you call someone a bitch-fucker you refer to the definition that the person you’re talking to fucks hoes on a regular basis.
Mark: Bro, lemme try this cool karate chop on you.
-chops Bob-
Bob: You bitch-fucker!! Get out of my fucking sight, you idiot!
-chops Bob-
Bob: You bitch-fucker!! Get out of my fucking sight, you idiot!
by CaptThomas April 12, 2019
Get the bitch-fucker mug.A female who fucks around with many people in a matter of days. She is probably hated by everyone but maybe one person who sticks around with her and doesn't want to see her as the person she is. The only other people who want to be around this girl are the people she's currently hooking up with, whether it's one stupid person, or two stupid people who don't realize that they're both getting some from the same girl.
That one girl is such a slutty-bitch-fuck-hoe! She made out with one guy and then gave three guys handjobs all at the campfire. And to think, she doesn't even know everyone saw.
by Unohuiam September 29, 2014
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