Bitch-Funk

Any vaginal secretion, fluid, or odor. Includes, but is not limited to: menstrual blood, typical discharge, yeast infection, STD, snail trail, etc.

Suzy looked great in her lingerie, but the moment she pulled down her panties I noticed an unusual fish-ass stink and a nasty brown bitch-funk that appeared to be oozing out her well-trimmed kooch. I excused myself, leapt out the third floor window, and ran like the devil, never to return.

by Gapingredgroovie January 5, 2009

funk ass bitch

A person that is an undisputed pain in the ass to all people, doesn’t know when/how to stfu, and is just flat out annoying.

him: hey you’re kinda cute

her: aw I’m telling the gc!
him: you funk ass bitch

by anc43 January 26, 2018

funky dog bitch

A low life person with no goals or dreams. Subject to do anything with anybody at anytime.To be disappointed or disgusted with someone.

I thought you were my friend you funky dog bitch.

by King T. August 16, 2006

Funky Bitch

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.

Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"

by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

funky ass bitch

A bitch so heinous that this is the only word to describe her as she is worse than a funky bitch. Is not a bitch who smells rank and disco dances.

"Dude, that funky ass bitch just cut you off!"

by altermeist November 17, 2010

funky bitch

A female with an odor coming from the vaginal area that is not appealing.

That girl I met last night was a "funky bitch"!

by Bubbas Bride August 7, 2008

Funky dog head bitch

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.

Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).

by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021