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danish bismark 

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.
Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!
danish bismark by Wardgy January 6, 2017
Slapping someone in the face with your dick. The epitome of humiliation.
Shut up before I bismark you, bitch.
bismark by The King of Bleh July 1, 2004
To Slap someone round the face with an erect penis.
The black man bismarked sophie and she died.
Bismark by ultra-penis May 6, 2008
After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.
Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.
bismark by Joe November 16, 2003

Bombing the Bismark

To drop dirty bombs on a imaginary ship in the toilet bowl.
To defecate.
"This Crohn's is murder, I've had to bomb the Bismark 3 times this morning."
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"
Bombing the Bismark by V3gas4ce September 2, 2009
1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis
1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.
Bismark by oscar wilde February 14, 2005
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