bismark

Slapping someone in the face with your dick. The epitome of humiliation.

Shut up before I bismark you, bitch.

by The King of Bleh July 1, 2004

bismark

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

by Joe November 16, 2003

bismark

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

by Duke January 22, 2003

bismark

when a girl preforms oral sex on you, then you punch her in the eye, then ejaculate on her eye to resmeble a bismark donut.

"I know she loved that bismark!"

by malaka March 18, 2003

bismark

A battleship, or that German dude with a pointy hat.

Uh oh run from the Bismark!

by dehidral767 August 11, 2005

bismark

A biographical/geographical name that apparently very few people here can spell right. "Bismarck" is also a name of the German battleship that was sunk, what a pity.

Is an example of "bismark" really necessary? Go browse through an encyclopedia.

by Ottoman Turk October 2, 2005

bismark

after having sex with a girl, you come in her eye, then punch her in that eye, and then hit the eye with your dick

by Anonymous March 16, 2003