Bismark

To Slap someone round the face with an erect penis.

The black man bismarked sophie and she died.

by ultra-penis May 6, 2008

Bismark

1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis

1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005

Bismark

generally vague, usually involving extremely rough sex, coined after the notorious otto von bismarck orchastrated his reign of terror in eastern europe

after he bismarked her she was all torn up

by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003

Bismark

Hollywood Tour Bus that sinks the original bowel movement.

Double Decker
Hollywood Tour Bus

It was no surprise that Steve's Hollywood Tour Bus sank Shannons duece. It was a complete Bismark.

by Frank the Tank 5 August 6, 2011

Bismark

The act of cumming on a girl's face after a blowjob, then punching her and smearing the blood and semen together.

That bitch was using her teeth, so I pulled out and gave her a Bismark.

by absolute-last December 18, 2002

bismark

Slapping someone in the face with your dick. The epitome of humiliation.

Shut up before I bismark you, bitch.

by The King of Bleh July 1, 2004

bismark

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

by Joe November 16, 2003