birtwell

someone who eats large amounts of low price, low quality foods.

"My word, you are looking like a bit of a Birtwell"

"I am really hungry, I might do a Birtwell and go to the vending machine"

by Daniel Killeen March 31, 2008

Birtwell

Term used by doctors in Western Connecticut for a patient of a self inflicted flare-gun wound

HES GOT A FLARE GUN! HIT THE DECK, ITS BIRTWELL

by Mulln November 30, 2011

Birtwell

Clumsy, foolish, tendency to pick up copious quantities of nicknames.
See Barham

You've birtwelled it up, haven't you!

by Chris Grant December 28, 2003