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Birkenshake

Verb: The action of shaking one's Birkenstock sandal while paused mid-stride to dislodge any small pebbles, sand, mulch or other (usually organic) material.
"Yo, wait a minute, I've got to do the birkenshake!"
by L. Van Dusen February 5, 2012
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Birkenstoked

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"
HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"
by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009
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birkenshocked

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.
"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."
by roguebonerz December 8, 2016
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birkenstalker

An annoying, self-righteous hippie guy who will not stop calling you, even though you said to stop. What he doesn't understand is that just because he feels like he has great, liberating intentions, doesn't mean that you like him. His intentions may include expanding your minds together, telling you his philosophy, talking about you being a 'goddess' or something to get in your pants. Just because you have that one sari fabric sun dress does not mean you want to colonize India all over again with him and his vibes. He can't see why you don't want anymore jars of dandelions left for you on your doorstep. Because he feels he is on the purest spiritual path he thinks that that stalking behavior is part of Jah's or the Great Spirit's, or the universe's dance between men and women. He's creepy because its his "nature". May also be a megalomaniaphone about his guru who he read one book about.
Hey, want to go to the crystal shop, they are the only ones that carry that lip balm I like.

No way, you are on your own, that's where that birkenstalker works. I'll meet you at Starbucks.

Naw, you're right dude, let's skip it. He is such a megalomaniaphone at parties.

I know, but he does have that cute intellectual smokestack friend...

No way, that guy is an IntelliBruto
by fannyreer July 11, 2010
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birkenshaw

Birkenshaw isn’t an opp block. People think they are bad smoking fat old zuggys in the park when in reality there all 16/17 year old kids who still kiss there mum
Lewis- you out in Birkenshaw bro
Sam-yeah I’m at birky park

Lewis-okay ill bell Dooley to drop us off a phat old shitty bag of blues

Sam-okay my g
by ItsunknownThomertonB January 6, 2019
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Birkensocker

Old hippies who break all rules of class and taste by wearing wool socks with their Birkenstock (or Birkenstock-rip-off) sandals. A serious fashion faux-pas.
I just went to a Folk Festival and was mobbed by all the Birkensockers.
by Camor September 5, 2011
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