Birkenspast

Teenage girls/young adults who wear clothing items just because of brand status(I.e.:Birkenstocks) and wear lots of makeup. They might also use vaporizers and have douche boyfriends.
Singular
Person 1:Mark has a girlfriend, right?
Person 2:Yeah, but she is kind of Birkenspast.

Plural
Person 1:why don’t we go talk to those girls?
Person 2:Nah, they’re all Birkenspasten.
by Riirgaymer99 June 15, 2019
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