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bisectional 

Being in two sections of the band. Implies the being at least somewhat of a band geek.
Does not apply to playing two types of sax, or two types of lower brass or two types of upper brass (except French horns)
Often used in reference to double reed players who cannot march with a double reed, so use their original instrument for marching band.
I'm bisectional, I play flute and oboe, in band.
bisectional by God himself January 28, 2005

bisectional 

have the ability to sing to sections in a choir
The bisectional singer sang both bass and soprano
bisectional by Justin April 27, 2004

Bisectional 

Navigating the same air space with two charts.
Robert: I'm going to go buy two charts for my flight to Las Vegas.
Maverick: Oh, you're bisectional?
Robert: Don't judge me, man!
Bisectional by Air Pirates October 20, 2010

Bisectional Glutophilia 

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.
She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool

Bisexual Bisectional Tattoo 

A series of stitches tattooed on the left hand and forearm of a bisexual person to indicate the multifacetedness of their sexuality.
Woah! That's a nice Bisexual Bisectional Tattoo!

Biselectional 

Someone who is biselectional is only attracted to one or more select people of the same sex. This does not mean they are fully gay it just means that the are only gay for one or more certain people. Slang: Bi-sel
I’m not gay but I’m biselectional for Madelaine Petsch