birdicide

When a bird chooses to end it's life. It could be by flying into a window, water, a car or any other form of harm.

Ahh man, this bird just flew at my truck on the expressway. "Life struggles must've been too much, birdicide was the only answer" . For controversial bird deaths see birder

by sunshine and rainbows May 19, 2016

Broicide

1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.

2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.

1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!

2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!

by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

barbicide

When a barber commits suicide.

Paulie was old and tired of cutting hair for the same people over and over, listening to their sob stories all the while. So he drank that blue stuff on the counter and committed barbicide.

by LarryD23 November 16, 2009

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

Boredicide

That feeling you get, usually whilst in conversation, that leaves you torn between boredom and wanting to kill someone.

I knew the date wasn't going to end well when her incessant talking started leading me to the brink of boredicide.

by FnClassy January 10, 2014

bandicide

When bands/musicians that you follow start breaking up..One or two - coincidence, but any more than 2 and you've got a mad case of 'bandicide'!

oh my god (zOMG)... 3 of my favourite bands have just quit/split. I've caused mass 'bandicide'

by electricdemonuk April 26, 2006

bedicide

when a woman is having her period and when she is sleeping she leaks all over the place. The sheets look like someone has been murdered on them.

She woke up in the morning and realized that she had leaked, it looked like there had been a bedicide

by hilarybjacobs August 19, 2008