biologies 

The longest word you can make on a standard calculator

Me during maths exam: writes biologies on a calculator

Maths teacher sees it

You pass your exam

biologies by My dixy rect March 30, 2020

Bibologist 

1. An expert in the study in the Bible, together with history and translations of the Dead Sea scrolls.

2. A bible scientist

After studying translations of new papyri from the Dead Sea scrolls and studying the Bible, Taylor became a bibologist.

Bibologist by BeachTSLwater October 24, 2017

blogies 

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

blogies by Anai July 20, 2008

biological symphasis disorder 

A disease in which your brain tells that you don't have to urinate when the bladder is indeed full. Biological Symphasis often results in peeing one's pants.

Person 1: "Dude, Jennifer just pissed her pants!!"
Person 2: "She can't help it, she has Biological Symphasis Disorder"

biological symphasis disorder by CrackHead* July 25, 2009

yak boogies 

Yak boogie is having those nasty boogers the next day after doing yak (cocaine)

Me and friend always have yak boogies the next day of a long night of drinking and getting turnt up

yak boogies by rigogeous September 18, 2013

non-human biologics 

In ufology, "non-human biologics" is a term employed by military contractor engaged in crash retrieval, storage, and study of downed UFOs. The term refers to any living (or no longer living) creatures, plants, and microbes discovered in a retrieved UFO. The term usually refers to the presumed pilots of the craft, but actually any living material can be a biologic. The term is critical for the systematic itemization and cataloging of all pieces of debris retrieved from a crash site.

UFO insiders claim that some of the non-human pilots recovered (dead or alive) from crashed UFOs have proven to be what are called "biologic robots," which are basically machines with living flesh incorporated into their construction. Those robots get included in the category of "non-human biologics" by the crash retrieval teams as they sift through the wreckage and start separating and packaging the debris for transport and storage. The two main categories for itemizing each crash site fragment start off as "biologic" and "non-biologic." And from there, myriad sub-categories include such labels as "exotic materials," and "non-human intelligence," to name just a few.

This classification is necessary since all biological material (dead or alive) needs to be subject to preservation efforts (such as climate controlled transport and storage), and also needs to handled with HAZMAT levels of caution to shield the human members of crash retrieval teams from contamination by any incidental pathogens.

The crash retrieval team arrived at the debris field of a crashed UFO and found several non-human biologics in and around the crash site. Most of the non-human biologics were dead, but one was still very much alive, but seriously injured.

non-human biologics by Innocent Byproduct July 27, 2023

Biologicunt 

Noun - the ex-wife, future ex-wife or girlfriend who is the biological mother of children who is not parenting them because she is too concerned with dating, gold-digging or looking for her next meal-ticket. She uses men for things, not limited to but including, money, cars, jewelery, plastic surgeries, and social status in exchange for sex so she does not have to work a normal job or occupation.

Possesses the following negative character traits:

- Flips out of no apparent reason, burning everyone in site.

- Seeks power and control over people close to her at ANY cost.

- Abuses people closest to her because she can get away with it.

- Verbally and emotionally assaults people, especially men.

- Loves to be the victim.

- Mouths off to such an extent that others contemplate physical abuse - which in turn feeds victim status giving her the greatest gift she could have.

- No morals what so ever.

- Preys on weaker/nice people.

- Gets knocked up in order to have controlling role in relationship.

- Unable to have normal relationships with anyone. Has no long-term friends.

- Never changes, but expects the world to change for them.

- Predatory and parasitic

Neighbor 1: She is such a biologicunt.
Neighbor 2: I know. I hope her husband gets the kids. She can just be a whore then and the kids will have a real parent.
Neighbor 1: I hope he gets the house too so she moves out of the neighborhood.
Neighbor 2: She will probably move in with the douche bag swingers up the hill.

Biologicunt by SuperDad August 19, 2012