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Abiogenesis 

(noun) Spontaneous Generation. People originally thought larvae randomly appeared on poop, and mold randomly grew. Or, more correctly, spontaneously generated. This is now known to be false, but is a theory still taught in school. Some teenagers like to use it as a sort-of-funny explanation.
Man A: How'd that dog crap get on my bed?

Man B, who had put it there because Man A is such a neat freak: Must be abiogenesis.

Man A: What's that?

Man B: You know, Spontaneous Generation? Just randomly grew out of nothing.
Abiogenesis by tiagirl April 1, 2010
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BioGenetic Mechanics 

Utilization of humans visual mind paired with unfiltered access to subconscious for utilization similar to super computer.
Biogenetic mechanics shows you that wasn’t your imagination after all.

Bingenesia 

Bingenesia = Binge + Amnesia

Noun- An excessive indulgence over a brief period of time where partial loss of memory occurs or does not occur.
So and so got bingenesia from cranking out the first three seasons The Walking Dead over the weekend. He missed the boat went it comes to watching the story develop.
Bingenesia by DMNRGHT April 9, 2016

Abiogenesis 

the abiogenesis.
Abiogenesis by Word Fangirl August 29, 2016

Blogenesia

Is a popular Indonesian blog /trik /tips blogger
Visit /blogenesia/ with url www.blogenesia.com
Blogenesia by Blogenesia August 23, 2020

Abiogenesis 

A modern theory describing how ancient abiotic macro molecules could spontaneously begin to self replicate and evolve, eventually forming living organisms.
Guy a: "Evolutionists believe in spontaneous generation, that living organisms popped out of non living matter"

Guy b: "No, they believe in abiogenesis, the theory that explains how naturally occurring macro molecules could begin to replicate themselves and evolve."
Abiogenesis by Lumokinesis September 5, 2023

Diogenesis 

The personal achievement of a state where you no longer give a single fuck about anything that doesn’t truly matter. Inspired by Diogenes, the ancient Greek philosopher and professional troll, Diogenesis is the ultimate bullshit filter: a way of life rooted in radical honesty, joyful nihilism, and weaponized absurdity.
When you reach Diogenesis, you stop performing for society and start living shamelessly and freely.
She's walking barefoot into a corporate meeting with a can of beans and no resume. Absolute Diogenesis.
Diogenesis by NakedEdmund April 28, 2025
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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