TTNF

Till The Near Future, used in screen chat.
Person1: Oh, I have to go now!
Person2: TTNF!
Person1: Yep!
by TiaGirl May 16, 2007
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hematophage

1) a creature that drinks blood. Not to be mistaken with a vampire.
Person 1: "OW! I just got bit by a mosquito/bat/Cullen!"
Person 2: "Stupid hematophages."
by tiagirl December 06, 2010
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Abiogenesis

(noun) Spontaneous Generation. People originally thought larvae randomly appeared on poop, and mold randomly grew. Or, more correctly, spontaneously generated. This is now known to be false, but is a theory still taught in school. Some teenagers like to use it as a sort-of-funny explanation.
Man A: How'd that dog crap get on my bed?

Man B, who had put it there because Man A is such a neat freak: Must be abiogenesis.

Man A: What's that?

Man B: You know, Spontaneous Generation? Just randomly grew out of nothing.
by tiagirl April 01, 2010
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