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Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe
a unfresh headass
Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe by don congdon February 20, 2019
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Benjamin Wadsworth
Benjamin Wadsworth by whoreforfictonalmen September 6, 2021
Alec benjamin
He is an underrated but amazing singer. He is sweetened caring. He has wrote some songs that are
- Steve
-water fountain
- swim
- death of an hero
- gotta be a reason
- let my down slowly
And many more that are amazing songs
- Steve
-water fountain
- swim
- death of an hero
- gotta be a reason
- let my down slowly
And many more that are amazing songs
Person 1: omg you should listen to Alec Benjamin
Person 2: Alec who now?
Person1: Benjamin. He is such an amazing singer
Person 2: okay I’ll check him out
* the next day *
Person 2: omg Alec Benjamin is so good
Person 1: ikr
Person 2: Alec who now?
Person1: Benjamin. He is such an amazing singer
Person 2: okay I’ll check him out
* the next day *
Person 2: omg Alec Benjamin is so good
Person 1: ikr
Alec benjamin by #######1111 April 10, 2019
Benjamin Einstein
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
Benjamin Gordon
A word used for someone who is exceptional gay and fat,
Also tends to not know what they’re talking about
Also tends to not know what they’re talking about
Benjamin Gordon by BigPimpHo March 2, 2020
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square grouper
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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