binage

The act of turning bags in overhead bins to allow for maxium baggage stowage.

"flight attendants, are we ready for door closure?" "No, Not yet, I need to Binage a little bit to make everything fit."

by inflighttodd August 25, 2007

Dick Binge

When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.

Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!

by will bitten August 17, 2017

Binger

A person who is unable to present themselves in the manner in which they wish to be viewed due to a lack of competence, skill, and mental capacity, often with humiliating results. The individual is often viewed as an excellent example of the Dunning-Kruger Affect.

The prosecutor wore a slick suit with a lapel but he turned out to be a binger, his cross examination was awful and he violated the Defendant’s constitutional rights several times before the judge declared a mistrial.

by terrordomecashmoney November 10, 2021

Binger

A binger is a soy-filled authority figure who abuses his position to demonize others, especially people who can defend themselves who are a reminder of the fact the binger cannot. A binger riles up others against those he considered threatening to his position of power. Known for tight-fit skinny jeans, Star Wars lapel pins, and virginity.

Person 1: Make sure your mask is covering your entire nose or you'll be charged with murder

Person 2: Leave us alone, binger.

by blackriflecucked November 9, 2021

Binger

To shoot oneself in the foot.
To inadvertently make a situation worse for oneself.
To do something without intending to which spoils a situation for oneself.
See Wisconsin Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger's handling of prosecution witnesses in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.

"I really like this girl, so I hope I don't binger on our date tonight."
"They were winning by a field goal, but they bingered on the last drive and lost the game."

by WTanner November 11, 2021

Biage

When you see what looks like a promiscuous women, but you're not sure if she's a bitch. Derived from the word mirage

Dude, look at that biage! Do you know who that is?

Nah Bruh, I don't know who that Biage is.

by LayJeno March 12, 2019

Binger

Gubmint Attorney who facepalms after a witness confesses to crimes and clears the defendant

Man, what a Binger! #KyleDidNothingWrong

by Wanna Cookie November 9, 2021