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Brobonics 

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.
What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
Brobonics by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Boobonic Plate 

Boobonic Plate is a common response to anything said or asked by your friends or family. Not to be confused with Bubonic plague, this word is much more sophisticated and much more confusing to read.
Dont worry, the Boobonic Plate will save us.

boobonic 

crazy fuck, uncontrolling rage
shut the fuck up before i go boobonic on your ass
boobonic by loserboy951 July 7, 2005

bobonics 

phrases include - oh. HAILL. NAWW., WHAT!, aiite bet!, say werd (werd), GET WITH THE PROGRAM NIGGA.!, erghh!, yo fUCK UUUUUUUUUU!. MAHHHHHHHHHH DIICKKKKK. grape soda<3, scale of 1 to 10?, it aint easy bein BOEAZY, MAMA CHOI<3, you soft?
person 1 - yo! lets go to the movies
person 2 - on you?
person 1 - no doubt.
person 2 - say word~?
person 1 - word~
person 2 - aiite bet!
person 1 - bet!

(At the movies)
person 1 - yo what movie you wanna watch?
person 2 - broke back mountain
person 1 - OH. HAIIIIIIIIIL. NAW.
person 2 - what.? i heard it got good ratings.
person 1 - you know what else i heard got good rating?
person 2 - what?
person 1 - MAHHH DICKKK.
person 2 - grooow upp.
person 1 - GET WITH THE PROGRAMM NIGGA!
person 2 - -_-

(at the nrb)
person 1: you bringing your girlfriends?
person 2: chyeahh boyy
person 1: say werd.
person 2: werd.
person 1: scale of 1 to 10, how hot?
person 2: 10
person 1: aiite good shit
( meets girlfriends)
person 1: oh hail NAH. DAAA FUCK?

(at the Summit)
person 1: i gotta go see mamachoi and eat dinner
person 2: awww that's mad cute.
person 1: it's aiite. it's free food.
person 2: LOL

(at Springfield Blvd.)
person 2: meet me at spring
person 1: aiite bet
person 2: let's smoke up
person 1: oh hail NAH
person 2: yo nigga, you soft?
person 1: oh hail NAH i aint soft. let's smokee

Your bobonics is getting annoying.
bobonics by BoEaZy February 17, 2010

Biebonics 

The adoption, in media interviews, by the Canadian Mr. Bieber, under the tutelage of an American coach, of a black hip-hop-artist-style drawl, together with appropriate vocabulary traits, in an effort to sound more like an acceptably cool black American musician, and less like an uncool white Canadian tween idol.
Interviewer: So, today I'm happy to welcome to the show, Justin Bieber!

JB: Yes, ma'am.

Interviewer: How's it going, Justin?

JB: Cool, ma'am. It's all cool. (consults a small piece of paper titled "Today's Biebonics Vocabulary") Aks me anythang, ma'am. Thang ya.

Brotonic 

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006

Boobonic Plague 

A disease that spreads through airborne contract. Most people are able to avoid the disease but the infected, mostly women, are cursed with massive breasts.
"Damn, did you see that girl?"

"Yeah man, her boobs are HUGE!"

"Yeah, it's like she has the boobonic plague."
Boobonic Plague by Kovlalani December 30, 2018
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