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billy woat 

A group of furries whom originated from “X” fka twitter
J: Did you hear about the billy woats?

D: Oh you mean that group of furries who often have music discourse?
billy woat by 96Ihateyou69 September 10, 2023
Words you can keep

tug the billygoat 

When a guy bends over and you see his nutsack, reach over and tug the billygoat.
A guy bent over in short shorts exposing his nutsack, so I decided to tug the billygoat.
tug the billygoat by Uboat411 November 2, 2017

That next level top tier billygoat ish 

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.
Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish

billygoated 

When someone is about to akwardly walk into something and jumps out of the way to stop from hitting it.
John: Mike your going to walk into that table.
(mike jumps over it)
John: You just billygoated that table.
billygoated by cpeccamp July 24, 2011

to billygoat 

When a woman goes up to a man and bites his goatee.
To billygoat: Sally saw John across the room. Sally loves facial hair. ALOT. She walked up to john and bit him on the tip of his goatee. "She just billy goated me!" Exclaims John.
to billygoat by Frogking April 27, 2014
Type of instrument that is used to measure the semen that a man produces while he is casting for a pornographic video.
Johhny used a Billyboat to measure the amount of semen he could produce, before being able to take part in the "close up facial" pornographic video.
Billyboat by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017

Acting the billygoat 

Used to describe a person being an idiot / being incredibly silly and stubborn. Originating from the billy goat itself, because of its outward ridiculous appearance (big horns and a beard... You be the judge) and because of their mating habbits. Two males fighting over a female will run at each other and butt heads to impress the female, which really, is a stupid way to go about it.

Literally: Somebody who goes around and headbutts people.
Rodney is one crazy fucker, who will do anything for a laugh. Always acting the billygoat, that one.

Jane: Oww...
Tom: What's wrong? And what's with the bruise on your forehead?
Jane: Jack. He loves acting the billygoat... Especially in bed.
Tom: Now, that was too much information.
Acting the billygoat by BigHarv' January 9, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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