billygoated

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When someone is about to akwardly walk into something and jumps out of the way to stop from hitting it.

John: Mike your going to walk into that table.
(mike jumps over it)
John: You just billygoated that table.

billygoated by cpeccamp July 24, 2011

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tug the billygoat

When a guy bends over and you see his nutsack, reach over and tug the billygoat.

A guy bent over in short shorts exposing his nutsack, so I decided to tug the billygoat.

tug the billygoat by Uboat411 November 2, 2017

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.

Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."

Billy-goated by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.

Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish

That next level top tier billygoat ish by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012

to billygoat

When a woman goes up to a man and bites his goatee.

To billygoat: Sally saw John across the room. Sally loves facial hair. ALOT. She walked up to john and bit him on the tip of his goatee. "She just billy goated me!" Exclaims John.

to billygoat by Frogking April 27, 2014

Acting the billygoat

Used to describe a person being an idiot / being incredibly silly and stubborn. Originating from the billy goat itself, because of its outward ridiculous appearance (big horns and a beard... You be the judge) and because of their mating habbits. Two males fighting over a female will run at each other and butt heads to impress the female, which really, is a stupid way to go about it.

Literally: Somebody who goes around and headbutts people.

Rodney is one crazy fucker, who will do anything for a laugh. Always acting the billygoat, that one.

Jane: Oww...
Tom: What's wrong? And what's with the bruise on your forehead?
Jane: Jack. He loves acting the billygoat... Especially in bed.
Tom: Now, that was too much information.

Acting the billygoat by BigHarv' January 9, 2009

BillyGoat

When on top of a girl during sex, just before you are about to blow it - you head butt her, pull it out, and let it loose on her face. By the time she comes to her senses you are putting on your pants and out the door...

Mike "So I gave Mary a billygoat last night"
Nate "No way! She must have sent you a pissed off text... well when she came to"
Mike " Ya, I guess it left a pretty good bruise.. she derserves it after the VD she gave me last month"

BillyGoat by Shame Doggy September 18, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026