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Eissa is an arabic male name and it also belongs to (Jesus)

People with Eissa name is the sweetest and kindest ever, they are always down to do anything for you, Eissa is a very sexy/kind/sweet/handsome/freak/shy/cute, also Eissa’s know to have a big dick and so good in bed and people always want an Eissa in their lives.
My friend name is Eissa and he’s the most amazing person I’ve ever met.
EISSA by xxxjesus December 8, 2018
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EISSA • eissak • Ahmed Eissa • essay • Elissa • essa • Eisa • Eisha • Essam • epissany
A guy who has a peanut size brain and have cancer on his troat and loves guys
Eissa failed the math test again.
Eissa by madaret January 23, 2022
Eissa is a person that is odd at times but has a serious side to them but they have a soft heart at best
''He's definitely an eissa''
''He sure is!''
Eissa by Anime_bandit888 August 21, 2021

Ahmed Eissa 

Ahmed Eissa also known as Osos/Oso/Isis/Gosgos/Osi is the creator of the language "حتب". Leader of the "شباكي". One of the greatest Fortnite players of all time. Really nice and humble man.
"Oso fucked your bitch"
"Oso who? AHMED EISSA?"
"yes bro"
"If I was a bitch I would do the same thing tbh"
"Do it without being a bitch"

Extended Essay 

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
Extended Essay by Patric Hong January 12, 2009
A wonderful name for a girl. Have very good personalities(cheerful, love to laugh, spiritful and etc.) and have a good looking(beautiful, flawless, adorable, cute and etc.) faces. She is is usually full of secrets, she will keep what she feels or what is her problems alone and try to endure it, because she's a big-hearted person and don't like to argue with people especially with her love ones. Eisya is just a perfect girl-to-date as a man.
Hey, i want to be like Eisya, she's just like a goddess with her pure heart.
eisya by Bae98 December 29, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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