biggsy

A particular kind of person involved in flambious activities.

I saw david biggsy the homosexual rally the other day.

by T Dolan February 3, 2008

Doing a Biggsy

The art of walking around with your office shirt hanging out the back.

Did you see Chris down the hall? He was seriously doing a biggsy!

by officesquirrel November 5, 2009

Doing a Biggsy

An accident-prone person in particular when handling containers of liquid or food.

1. Knocking over a glass of red wine and staining your white shirt whilst attending an important diner engagement is 'Doing a Biggsy'.

2. When you habitually knock over bottles with your elbow whilst reaching for other items on a dining table, you are 'Doing a Biggsy'.

3. If you spill half of your food before returning from a buffet you are 'Doing a Biggsy'

by From Mexico December 22, 2009

figgsy biggsy

when you wanna fuck a certain person near you but dont want to use the real term so they dont understand

i'm tryna have figgsy biggsy with her

by 12412fva May 13, 2021

Briggsy Back Chat

Briggsy small talk whilst the said being is engaged in a 'reach-around' with a homosexual partner.

Quit the briggsy back chat and satisfy my oak branch whilst nestling my acorns

by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Grand Theft Briggsy

Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.

Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006