A baseball team that plays in a Stadium that is known Nationwide as The Latrine.
With only ONE single playoff game win in the last 20 seasons, it is not surprising that their low IQ gang banger fans and their fat, twatty girlfirends don't show up until the 4th inning, and leave by the 7th inning. Management has attempted to coerce more fat cholos into showing up at all, by offering them high cholesterol, fatty, all you can eat meal deals in the right field pavilion.
Some say this is a government based attempt to rid the land of punk ass Rio Grand swimming illegal alien Mexicans, but if so, it is doomed to fail as they breed like flies, and not coincidentally smell like shit.
With only ONE single playoff game win in the last 20 seasons, it is not surprising that their low IQ gang banger fans and their fat, twatty girlfirends don't show up until the 4th inning, and leave by the 7th inning. Management has attempted to coerce more fat cholos into showing up at all, by offering them high cholesterol, fatty, all you can eat meal deals in the right field pavilion.
Some say this is a government based attempt to rid the land of punk ass Rio Grand swimming illegal alien Mexicans, but if so, it is doomed to fail as they breed like flies, and not coincidentally smell like shit.
Yo esa, you gonna sell some crack and use dat cash to go to the Dodgers game?
Fuck ya homie, gotz me a new shiv too, and some blue tennis shoes.
And my girl, she pregnant again, won't tell me who did it. Fuck dat ho.
Fuck ya homie, gotz me a new shiv too, and some blue tennis shoes.
And my girl, she pregnant again, won't tell me who did it. Fuck dat ho.
by Fernando V. September 20, 2007
by noeyiscool July 11, 2008
A baseball team that plays in a Stadium that is known Nationwide as The Latrine.
With only ONE single playoff game win in the last 20 seasons, it is not surprising that their low IQ gang banger fans and their fat, twatty girlfriends don't show up until the 4th inning, and leave by the 7th inning. Management has attempted to coerce more fat cholos into showing up at all, by offering them high cholesterol, fatty, all you can eat meal deals in the right field pavilion.
Some say this is a government based attempt to rid the land of punk ass Rio Grand swimming illegal alien Mexicans, but if so, it is doomed to fail as they breed like flies, and not coincidentally smell like shit.
With only ONE single playoff game win in the last 20 seasons, it is not surprising that their low IQ gang banger fans and their fat, twatty girlfriends don't show up until the 4th inning, and leave by the 7th inning. Management has attempted to coerce more fat cholos into showing up at all, by offering them high cholesterol, fatty, all you can eat meal deals in the right field pavilion.
Some say this is a government based attempt to rid the land of punk ass Rio Grand swimming illegal alien Mexicans, but if so, it is doomed to fail as they breed like flies, and not coincidentally smell like shit.
Yo esa, you gonna sell some crack and use dat cash to go to the Dodgers game?
Fuck ya homie, gotz me a new shiv too, and some blue tennis shoes.
And my girl, she pregnant again, won't tell me who did it. Fuck dat ho.
Fuck ya homie, gotz me a new shiv too, and some blue tennis shoes.
And my girl, she pregnant again, won't tell me who did it. Fuck dat ho.
by Fernando V. September 20, 2007
arguably the best current team in the MLB, they won 14 out the last 15 games and are stocked up on quality players with Nomahhhh,Maddux,Drew and some very productive rookies and a roster full of players that can hit well and play various positions
they also have a very diverse and rich history dating back to brooklyn
the Dodgers also swept those last place, cock master San Francisco Giants...........so you Giant fan bastards can STFU
they also have a very diverse and rich history dating back to brooklyn
the Dodgers also swept those last place, cock master San Francisco Giants...........so you Giant fan bastards can STFU
Giants fan: d00d we own the dodgers
me: you know you got owned and swept right?
Giants fan: we gotz teh barry bonds
me: i see him! thats him with a needle stuck in his butt-cheek and rubbing cream on his arm
me: you know you got owned and swept right?
Giants fan: we gotz teh barry bonds
me: i see him! thats him with a needle stuck in his butt-cheek and rubbing cream on his arm
by tha truth teller August 14, 2006
A National League team that has won 7 World Series titles and 24 National League pennants. The team currently resides in Los Angeles. They are known throughout the baseball community for 1) having the highest payroll in the MLB; 2) having some of the best players in baseball; 3) having an amazing farm system; and 4) despite all that, choking up and losing in the postseason. The Dodgers lost the 2017 World Series to the Houston Astros, and it later came to light that the Astros were cheating.
Non-Dodger Fan: "The Dodgers are a weak-ass team that chokes in the postseason!"
Dodger Fan: "No they're not, they're awesome and they just won the World Series! LA bleeds Dodger blue!"
Dodger Fan: "No they're not, they're awesome and they just won the World Series! LA bleeds Dodger blue!"
by Reading Crazy Kid November 03, 2020
Los Angeles baseball team. Giants' archenemies. It's known for losing games and fans after the seventh inning. And still, the dodgers games are a whole family experience and they have the coolest ball park.
You have to think blue if you believe they are going to win a world series any time soon.
You have to think blue if you believe they are going to win a world series any time soon.
by dumbchemist February 25, 2006
by ixrxthethorn May 20, 2009