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1)a big guy who loves to drink beer and get high.

2) very good story teller, no one knows if he stories are true, or how they come about, but they sure do make good high conversations.

3)best roller of the piff in the land.

1) yo big jon drank to much and smoked to much so he had bad dominoes again.

2) dude, last nite i went to canada with my frat, and got jerked off by a stripper, after that she went n bought me piff. omg man it was fucking awesome.

3) look at the perfection, no one rolls better then me.
big jon by sir smoke a-lot April 13, 2007
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big daddy jon 

big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet
big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december
big daddy jon by Baby Boi Brendan February 24, 2022

Big Jono 

When you do something that Jono would do, it's a big Jono moment
Did you hear about the guy who fell in the pool?
Yeah, it was a Big Jono moment.
Big Jono by Yeetist Deakinist Monk August 20, 2020
big gains, large profits, and massi quantities.
bruh we getting them big jons

yardy kno brah
big jons by gatfrat June 20, 2018

Big Jonson

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!
Big Jonson by The Squid March 20, 2003

Big Jones 

Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.
"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"
Big Jones by Owuuuuuuuuuuuu October 31, 2008

Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.
Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah
Big Dick Jonah by hannahavana November 1, 2020
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