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The sexiest beast known to the universe. Massi has a dick that can expand to the outer reaches of our solar system. He's strong, smart, talented, hot, sexy, and secretly the coolest guy ever. If you meet a Massi you will cum instantaneously from the energy radiating from his inner core.

Bro I wish I was massi

Massi by The truth drink November 14, 2019

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Massi

Pronounced (Mass-eye)

Basically means massive. Origins not exactly known, but probably from North-East England

"Aaaah mate, that girl has massi tits"

Massi by Yebsthescally April 14, 2009

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massive • massimo • Massiah • Massimi • Massi • Massie • Massilya • Massimiliano • Massih • Massil

Massi

Massi is known for the sexiest things and he has some crackhead friends and his friend Hakem is so guy that he looks like a burger Massi is so hot!

Massi is fucking sexy bastard

Massi by OldSavannahScottMarie November 5, 2020

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massi

a vulgar ginger that has a tiny dick.

“look at that redhead rapist over there!”
“must be a massi”

massi by pewpewnibba September 25, 2017

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Massi

Massi is such a beauty, and he's starts getting muscles.
not to be confused with Massy, such a shitty name, who like that shit ?

Massi is the best friend i have, it's a fact !
dont massi with me.
shut the fuck up and listen to Massi!
How could Massi attract so many womans ?

Massi by Ta mere November 22, 2021

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Massi

Sometimes called Massinissa, he is the most handsome boy you will find in your life, he’s perfect kind and caring people who surround him are always happy. If you have a Massi in you’re life marry him and keep him for ever because he has a big circumcised penis.

DADDY, I want a Massi in my life !

Massi by ACuteCat November 23, 2021

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Massi Bucci

a person who is cool and is friends with everybody. He also likes Kathleens

Man he's such a Massi Bucci

Massi Bucci by dsghf December 21, 2008

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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