jons

A big cuddly panda bear type animal originally from malaysia but often seen habitating in the deep regions of 'wales'. enjoys nothing more than; fancy ties, telling people about his fancy ties, being angry and loving all things welsh.

that jons looks so hugable, i would give him hugs more often if he wasn't so angry and hugging other welshies.

by AliDawe September 19, 2008

jons

what is this jons?????

yo wus poppin B whats the jons goin in ur neck of the woods

by poppinB113 April 19, 2018

jons bbq foot masause

red clan

jons bbq foot masause

by red clan January 11, 2019

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006

big jons

big gains, large profits, and massi quantities.

bruh we getting them big jons

yardy kno brah

by gatfrat June 20, 2018

Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).

“Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”

by GOON SQUAD REAL July 11, 2023