big doinks

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Big Doinks are smoked by a man who was found in Amish, to get said doink you need to either DM him or hit his line.

Person 1: Man I wish i had some big doinks i could smoke, all I have are little doinkss
YoungKingDave: Its fuckin nice out and Im trying to smoke some loud, either DM me or hit my line
Person 1: Can we smoke big doinkss in amish?
YoungKingDave: Fuck yeah but only when its fuckin nice out

big doinks by The Great Haydini November 14, 2017

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Big Jebediah Doinks

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

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big ol doinks

When you're in amish gettin (litty)

Out here in amish smoking big ol doinks

big ol doinks by Tattar NN September 11, 2017

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big doink

Fat blunts you smoke in Amish

I saw this dirty fat guy smoking a big doink in Amish. #Gang

big doink by Wolffz13 September 12, 2017

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Big doink kangaroo

When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.

Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."

Big doink kangaroo by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou October 14, 2018

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big ol doink

Huge dosage of marijuana, usually done in Amish country

Person 1: out here in Amish smoking a big ol doink In Amish

Person 2: jeebie weebies!

Person 1: gang

big ol doink by Big boy 300p May 24, 2018

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big floppy donkey doinker

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

big floppy donkey doinker by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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