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When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022
Get the Blender Blowjob mug.A person that, even if you don't really know or care for them, still gives you the urge to help them, no matter what. The person naturally seems like they'd be a good friend, regardless of your position toward them.
Person 1: *Fell down and is in pain, but is silent.*
Person 2: *Rushes over to help them.*
Person 1: "Do I know you? Why would you help me?"
Person 2: "Dunno man, you're giving me Naruto vibes."
Person 2: *Rushes over to help them.*
Person 1: "Do I know you? Why would you help me?"
Person 2: "Dunno man, you're giving me Naruto vibes."
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou January 20, 2020
Get the Naruto vibes mug.When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.
Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou October 14, 2018
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