bidit 

A soft euphemism for the profane word "bitch", which can be used comfortably in the presence of uptight adults, or on your BBM status if you have your parents as contacts.

A more gratifying and satisfying way of expressing feelings of power and "boss-ness".

"Got a high distinction in English, bidits!"

"Hells yeah bidits!"

bitch

bidit by Zexcy-bin October 31, 2012

spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.

person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

spontaneous bidet by johnboynurse March 3, 2009

bidiot 

An idiot on a bicycle - someone cycling and phoning at the same time without their hands on the handlebars and going through a red light or two generally causing chaos and neglecting all known traffic laws.

Look at that bidiot over there. I hope he falls of his damn bike and smashes his phone.

bidiot by Danlod2 November 14, 2018

bibitte

French-Canadian slang for 'bug' (insect).

Il y a une bibitte sur le trottoir / There is a bug on the sidewalk.

bibitte by PipFender December 13, 2010

Bidion got the shots 

Bidion is a know cousin of jidion the professional rawdogger and he is know to have the shots.

My brother Bidion got the shots

Bidion got the shots by betagoblin October 10, 2022

chunky bidet

When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.

Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!

chunky bidet by flyfishdude June 15, 2011

BDitis 

a disease in which a guy's dick is larger than normal

yeah, i got BDitis

BDitis by longschlongwilliams November 24, 2010