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The enemy of the 51st President of the United States of America
The Bidens tortured me to see who my husband-to-be is in life

bidens last words

"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.
So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.
bidens last words by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023

BIDENS DICK 

Democrats ride his dick because Trump creates job which means they have to work instead of getting assistance because they are worthless
I'm ridin Bidens dick cause I don't wanna work and he a pedophile oh and illiterate.
BIDENS DICK by PlayYourCards December 19, 2020

Bidens Bitch 

(Noun) Punk ass bitch that's weak under the world's eyes. Quick to kneel. A bitch, pussies follow blindly while licking his dick. A person who thinks Bidens actually accomplished something.
Man you must be a Bidens bitch. The way you talk about him sounds like you've got his dick in your mouth 24/7
Bidens Bitch by ghost express February 22, 2022

Stone Cold Crooked Bidens 

A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.
Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!

joe bidens husband 

when someone says something so stupid you question their mental sanity and stability
Girl: I didn’t know that Italy was in Europe!!
Boy: are you literally Joe bidens husband?
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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